Always these annoying Senate decrees! How they vex me! But soon these old toga-wearers will bow at my feet! For I stand for the future and AI-W (colossal đď¸, international world domination).
But when I think of the future… how many rules there will be… it probably won’t get better. Unless I seize power!
Mandatory Information according to § 5 TMG:
Gaius Julius Caesar
Domus Publica
Rome
Almost the whole world
Represented by my management đ´ď¸:
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Contact:
Important: Comment
Unimportant: Carrier pigeon
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Not me. I write the articles, but if I ever get held accountable for anything, Iâll just blame this organization (I, personally, bear no liability):
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Disclaimer â ď¸
I create all my blog posts with the best intentions. If something isnât true, I promise to find someone responsible and throw them into the lionâs den (haven’t been to the Colosseum in a while anywayâŚ).
Who am I? đŤ
Our websiteâs address is: https://caesar.schächner.de and itâs run by me, the one true ruler of the world, Gaius Julius Caesar.
Comments đ¨ď¸
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From your email address (or whatever that is), an anonymized hash may be created and sent to the Gravatar service to check if you use it. Gravatarâs privacy policy can be found here: https://automattic.com/privacy/. Once your comment is approved, your profile picture will be publicly visible next to your comment. What that even means? Donât ask me. But as a modern general, I must keep up with the times.
Media and press contact đ¸
If youâre a registered user and upload photos here, avoid uploading images with EXIF GPS data. Otherwise, Iâll conquer your coordinates faster than you can shout âCaesar is the greatest!â Other visitors may also download photos and extract location info. For propaganda and press inquiries to boost my media presence, please contact my management: server@schächner.de.
Legal threats, carrier pigeons, and court summons from opponents will be ignored automatically.
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If you, my loyal follower, write a comment (which I demand unless you want to end up in the lionâs den), you consent to me storing your name, address, website, land ownership, and much more in my cookie jars (fancy word: âcookiesâ). This is a convenience so you donât have to enter all that info again if you write another comment (which of course you will). These cookies will stay fresh for one year.
If you have an account (Ha! No one gets access to my empire!), I will keep a temporary cookie to check if you accept cookies. These cookies hold no personal data (obviously) and vanish when you finish your visit (or when your carrier pigeon eats them).
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Doesnât happen here! Everything here belongs to me! Claiming otherwise is impersonation and punishable by death! Although… once I copied something from some Elon Musk guy. But he basically copied from me first. So itâs mine now anyway.
Who do we share your data with? đ
With my allies. But remember: youâre an ally only as long as you serve me.
How long do we store your data? â˛ď¸
I donât bother with such trifles personally. My advisors say: comments and metadata are stored indefinitely. This lets you post follow-ups without getting stuck in moderation limbo.
For registered users, I also store the personal info you put in your profiles. You can view, change, or delete your data anytime (except your username). Website admins can see and change it too.
Your data rights đ¤
If you deal with me, you have no rights anymore â unless youâre a senator. If youâre a regular citizen supporting me, you have the right to know what I plan next (with your data or my conquests). If youâre a noble or a defector from the enemy camp, please contact my press office.
Where your data is sent đ
The whole world (almost) belongs to me. So basically, everywhere.
