What you see here is my very own merch.
Buy as much as you can until you run out of money; that way you support me in my ongoing conquest, and I’m grateful to you. If you don’t have enough money, you can borrow some from me (but with small interest and compound interest!)
Woe betide anyone I catch not buying anything! Prepare yourself for your first and last gladiator fight!
[Note: This shop collects money per purchased item. The profit margin is €1–15. There are regular automatic discount promotions.]
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