You’ve probably heard of the Barbarians 🐺 and Gauls 🦍 before. I’m not allowed to say that publicly, or I’d be reported again or even worse: reported to the discrimination office, but here I dare to say it. I won’t be defeated! The Gauls and Barbarians are truly — as…

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I almost got into trouble with those “law keepers” — they actually wanted to sue ⚔️ me and condemn me as soon as I became a private citizen again! But they can forget that. Just because I didn’t do everything exactly as prescribed. But that’s how it is when you…

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Who doesn’t know my famous opening? Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Aquitani, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appellantur. Have you ever heard such a brilliant idea? Yes, yes… I know you don’t understand it 😦. Why should you? You probably just…

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First of all: Thank you very much for your donations. You have been a great help to me. But now to the real reason why I’m writing: Pop the corks! 🎉 I am now consul! I knew I was destined for something great. Pompey threatened the Senate with a drawn…

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